Which one of you finished the leftover sesame noodles?
in conclusion, bucky
hey, ownership of leftover sesame noodles is theft
also stark how come you never make commie jokes about natasha, she’s the only actual russian in the vicinity
because unlike you, red scare, agent romanoff is capable of reducing me to abject quivering terror with a glance
Aww, Mister Stark, you say the sweetest things.