i’m just saying
the stark-trolling campaign would be twice as efficient with two people leaving passive-aggressive notes for him in cyrillic cursive
instead of one person
you’re not even listening to me are you
aaaand that would be why you’re not even listening to me
hey, clint, looking…remarkably buff there
yeah what is that like crossfit or something?
do u even lift
that’s classified, barnes
oh hey check it out i talk in strikethrough, like an arrow shot or something
thematic consistency is super cool
hey, nat, long time no see
Hey, Agent Barton. Where the hell have you been?
that’s also classified but it involved some absolutely sweet jumping off of rooftops and badassing around with implausible trick shots, you would have had a great time
Typical, you’re off on vacation while practically everyone I know is trying to kill me. Which, okay, it’s not like that’s a super rare occurrence.
well you killed them back, obviously
except that guy
He’s kind of a special case. C'mon, you can buy me a latte and I’ll fill you in on all the ridiculous shit that’s been happening since the last time I saw you.
don’t mind if i do
–Spoiler warning for apparent major character death, though.
–shpff we’re marvel, we never stay dead for all that long
did we just get upstaged by a dude whose claim to fame is literally that he uses a weapon that went obsolete as soon as guns were invented in what, like the fourteenth century
is that what just happened
i really really wish stark was here right now
because there is a gun show joke just begging to be made and i can’t possibly do it justice
oh my god there absolutely is