the fridge magnets and inappropriate magnetic poetry on the arm was one thing but now stark’s just gone too far
why, what did he do this time
hung one of those ‘elderly people’ warning road signs on the door
we don’t have to put up with that sort of thing
people these days have no respect
GREETINGS, MY FRIENDS! I HAVE RETURNED!
hi, thor, welcome back
sup magic space viking, what took you
I BROKE MY JOURNEY FROM ASGARD ONLY ONCE, FOR IT IS THE SEASON OF THE SPICED-PUMPKIN LATTÉ, WHICH AMONG THE NINE REALMS IS FOUND NOWHERE BUT ON YOUR PLANET.
did you just actually
show up fifteen minutes late with starbucks without even a hint of irony
FIFTEEN MINUTES LATE FOR WHAT?
–Hey, Thor. Think you might have dropped something.
woah nat i didn’t know you could wield that thing
that’s kind of hot
ok ok ok people what is going on here, hi thor, welcome back
i thought we agreed on the no lightning indoors rule also that better be a goddamn caramel macchiato with my name on it or we’re gonna have words
agent romanoff, kindly put the improbable magic hammer down and quit breaking everybody’s brain
i’ve officially seen all the crazy shit i’m capable of seeing for one day, i’m out
you and me both, bucky
let’s go watch a movie or something, i’m gonna put a sign on the door under “elderly people” that says “get off my lawn, this means you”
young whippersnappers with their magic flying hammers and i don’t know what all
i might keep the magnetic poetry though, some of that was funny as hell