by the power of grayskull
a magic space viking
hey, this thing is kinda cool
also stark you can’t make the godless commie joke anymore you know that right
i can’t believe i have to say this again
put down the legendary weapon
cause you know there’s like
a god right there
kind of settles the issue once and for all in my personal opinion
also i’m not sure i can put it down it’s kind of doing weird shit to my arm
I RETURNED FROM ASGARD FOR THIS?
it’ll be okay, they’re starting auditions for shakespeare in the park next week
you’ll have a fantastic time
I MUST RESCUE THE DIRTBAG COMPANION OF CAPTAIN ROGERS FROM MJOLNIR BEFORE HIS ARM MELTS. GREAT IS ITS POWER, AND HEAVILY THE RESPONSIBILITY FOR WIELDING IT LIES UPON THE ODINSON.
very philosophical of you, point break. also i don’t wanna clean up the mess.